Sorry if this has been posted already, but here's the "want ad" that appeared in my v conservative local rag... on the opinion page! Under the editorial! (the paper is the
News-Gazette of Champaign-Urbana) Read on!
UNITED STATES SENATE CANDIDATE
Looking for a challenge? Like to meet people? Political party in Illinois seeking person with excellent communication, organization and -- especially -- fund-raising skills. Must be ready to hit the ground running. Includes weekends and night work. Strong knowledge of foreign, domestic, homeland security and Illinois issues a must. No drug testing, but thorough background review will be undertaken (candidates without divorces and with no connection to the previous governemor are preferred). Must have references and resume. Benefits commensurate with success. Temporary position. No experience necessary.
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I thought this was someone being funny, but since the contact info for the party is included in the original ad copy...